-"Laugh with me Jocko...Mhuahahahahahahaha"
-"If she told you to tie a rock to your legs, jump in a river and wait for naked pictures of you to develope so she could
hand the out to all the caul de sack....would you????" ..... "I had socks on Eddy."
-"I have N'sync, Aerosmith, and Brittany Spears.......its a trifecta from HELL!........luckily i had a spoon.......and
i shoved it up my ass!.........you might be wondering why? To distract myself from the pain.....because if i was gonna suffer
that much......i was gonna do it to myself!"
-"I'm sorry!" "If this is true have you brought the cupcakes of sorryness???"
-I like me.....hey! So does ang!
-Tohubohu \Toe-who-bow-hoo\ n: 1:A type of plant made from a normal plant in the process of Tohubohu 2: The process
by which plants are made into Tohubohu vb: To undergo the Tohubohu process (Tohubohued ; Tohubohuing) adj: Having undergone
the Tohubohu process (Tohubohu plant) interj: 1: Used to express complete amazement or rage. 2: Used as a battle cry (Tohubohu!!!?!?!?!)
-"Family shovels of perpetual guilt."
-"Potted plant of ridicule."
-"My soul wrathed upon yours and yours decided to give up."
-"He asked for mustard....do you have corn in your ears mister?"
-"Y me em yay i say Ed."
-"Ahhh yes, de wax...simple yes thank you."
-"Do not burn the candle at both ends for it leads to the life of a hair-dresser"
-"Why does Jimmy keep cracking corn if no one cares?"
-"Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin really fast and freak everybody out"
-"Friendships, is like an ointment, when you've been stung by 50 bees"
-"Why you bang my cattle?"
-"The
answers to all lifes questions can be found in pron."
-"The 27 flying woos of Spinitor!?!?!?!"
-"I think we're
all like cheese in a way, but I'll be damned if I know what that way is."
-"If Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, then
what the heck is Fruitcake? Hard candy? A door stop? Or is it perhaps just an attempt at throwing everything known to man
in a jello mold under the guise that given enough sugar and nutmeg anything is possible?"
-"Some words are just naturally
funny....such as eyeball.....and lord.......EYEBALL LORD!"
-"Cycloptor Rojo?"
-"Stop trying to grind my face
with a wooden cattle."
-"Hominos...like Dominos only gayer."
-"Isn't that next to left nube?"
-"Heart-note-bang-huh?"
-(Me) "Kevin......time?"
(Kevin) "It sure is"
-"Zombie Gyroscope"
