Him: No because then there would be another you and you would die with your brain.

Me: No because if you put your brain into a computer then you would have all the information and life so you would be immortal.

Him: No, because you would still be with your brain, there would just be another instance of you. Your soul seems to be wedged in your brain's ass.

Me: Ah you're right.....but you dont need that, you could just have your brain and replace your heart with a pumpy thingy.

Him: No because your brain would still die with your body, your soul is wedged up your brains ass.

Me: No you keep the brain and just install a heart pumpy thingy, and you'd be immortal!

Him: Ah but that wouldnt work because your brain is made of organic matter and it would decompose over time.

Him: So if there was some way to get your brain to regenerate its cells...

Me: Well just throw in some blank cells. Then you add a heart pumpy thingy and your immortal!

Him: But then you'd need to install a liver pumpy thingy and...

Him: You know what you dont even need the liver, all you need it a pumpy thingy that sends neccesary glucose and oxygen to your brain and then hook your limbs up to the tenticals on your brain.

Me: That could work! But then it would suck because you wouldnt have senses.

Him: Yeah you would because you could put speakers up to your ears which feed sound to your brain, and cameras for optical.

Me: What about smell?

Him: Who needs smell anyway?

Me: Ah yes, we can eliminate the entire snot factor.

Me: But what about taste? Ah guess you dont need that either.

Him: Yeah you need taste.

Me: You could just have like a hatch on your arm and have certain buttons that give you the taste of that certain food.

Both together: mmmmmmmmm meatloaf.

Him: Meatloaf routine activeated.

Him: So you wanna work on the brain part or the pumpy thingy?

Me: I got the pumpy thingy.